Some WEIRD Fetishes

I'm sure everyone has heard of some weird fetishes. But how about these...?

Apotemnophilia:
This means the person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the feeling of having an part amputated that is arousing; so they have to be awake during the process. I don't think this would ever work out for marriages... "Hey babe, can you get that axe and just swing it on my arm?"

Autassassinophilia:
The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process. "Honey, we could make love here on this bed... OOOORRR we could do it on a shooting range. So? What do ya say?"

Coprophagia:
This one's gross, so get ready. If you ever get horny by eating and digesting your own shit, then congratulations. You have this fetish.

Erotophonophilia:
If you know someone who has this kind of fetish, stay far away from them. They are sexually aroused by, not just the thoughts, but also attempts of killing someone. And this may answer my question as to why there are always those crazy ass people killing for no reason.

Klismaphilia:
I'm Some people are aroused by having liquids poured down in their anus. More liquids = more pleasure. (I only joke about me liking it... I only like it if it's Orange Juice.)

Mysophilia:
You know those kids who seem to never bathe and are always dirty? They may have this because dirt, mud, or filth turns them on.

Symphorphilia:
You know when you're watching the ravages of tsunamis or hurricanes in cities on TV? Guess what. Someone, somewhere, might be watching the same thing and masturbating to it; Symphorphilia is the fetish of being horny of natural disasters.

Vorarephilia:
Ever fantasized you were eaten alive or eating something alive? If you answered yes, then you are a fucking sick human being, but you also have this fetish. There is also two kinds: soft and hard. ''Soft vore'' is when you are eaten (or are eating something) as a whole, without the person/beast (or you) chewing you (or it). ''Hard vore'' is the bloody, gruesome opposite